Love shart 

The act of pushing a shit out on a window so it resembles a shitty love heart from the outside.

Oh God look, Mike's done another love shart on the train window.

Love shart by Shoutymike October 15, 2016

love shaft 

A gentlemens erect penis.

"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"

love shaft by cannietellye October 8, 2005