love muffin

a significant other

Bob is Sue's love muffin!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 07, 2003

love muffin

vagina, women get them for free and men have to pay a bloody fortune just to see one.

man can't resist pouring a large helping of monkey custard onto a fresh warm love muffin

by warbob May 18, 2006

love muffin

a totally hot guy a year younger than you, and i mean HOT!

thomas is my love muffin!

by guess who?? February 15, 2004

love muffin

vaginal pubic haircut. refers to shaved labia, but top part, above the vagina is left unshaven. hence, looks like a muffin.

nice love muffin. did you have it done at the salon or are you the artist?

by ericocka September 01, 2006

love muffin

A pretty girl named lindsey who is a hottie that is smart,funny and cool.

A hottie named lindsey is a love muffin

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

love muffin

A drunken piece of ass that you don't associate with unless intoxicated.

Yo Mike is my love muffin, I know we fucked but I don't remember a thing.

by Gretch March 15, 2008

love muffin

the squishy part of your vagina, is used for reproduction.

my love muffin is attracted to your dong (dick)

by rectum66669 April 13, 2015