An indolent, pleasure-seeking elite corporate employee who frequents lounges, nightclubs, conferences,
sport stadiums, travel venues, etc. where elite
people gather with party enhancing substances. Their corporate tenures often last
two years at most with salaries that are often above twenty times the local per capita. Prefer to be employed within the Tech Sector. Their job descriptions are limited to utilizing magnetic whiteboards, touchscreen tablets, and teleconferencing devices around Harkness tables within movable
glass wall systems with
space enhancements. Their
computer skills limited to to analyzing Business Intelligence dashboards and cyberstalking their
dating partners. Often accompanied by private security details when frequenting community parks and playfields in their gentrification neighborhoods. Stiletto sandals and microskirt are practically the required uniforms for HR professionals providing serves to these elite corporate employees.
Standard background qualifications include being a trust fund
kid of a family office or attended an elite university without any financial aid assistance. They buy their coffee beverages from any barista who live in unaffordable studio apartment near regional transit centers. When large number of these elite corporate employees have to relocate, their ineffectual politicians also relocates. Publicly traded corporations have to offer contract buyouts to layoff or terminate these elite corporate employees.
Check out those lounge lizards at that coworking
space. We must be near a tech
hub that is promoting "cash is trash" on social media.
Those other lounge lizards live in a building that features a discreet walk of shame
door.
