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louis ck'ed 

"Louis ck'ed" or rather just "ck'ed" is the act of masterbation in the audience of one or more people without having any or full consent to perform said act.
Man1: "I totally louis ck'ed this chick last night! She didn't know what was coming!"

Man2: "that's crazy! Was she down?"

Man1: "well she didn't really say yes but she didn't say no! That's for sure?"
louis ck'ed by Snoop_ah_loop November 11, 2017
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Louis CKed 

Surreptitiously standing behind someone and pretending to jerk off with the intent to startle, gross out, or annoy them. The Louis CKer should perform this act either by whispering nonsense things in a seductive tone (think David Banner’s “The Whisper Song”) or by making as much noise as possible to indicate you are jerking off (nylon pants or a windbreaker would be excellent for this).
Husband behind wife , “How’s it going hun?”
Wife reading on couch, “Great just reading”
Husband while violently ruffling his pants, “You look fucking gorgeous babe
Wife turns around and says, “what’s that sound-Oh my god what are you doing?”
Husband, “Haha got you, you have been Louis CKed!”
Louis CKed by ErryDayIamLouieC.K.ing November 11, 2017

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026