Lost My Wallet

Lost My Wallet: When you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. A more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.

Bill "Mate, whats up, you seem stressed."

Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."

Example 2

"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.

Lost My Wallet by SFWI85 April 10, 2011

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I lost my Metamask wallet

Update of my previous definition of this word :
The copypasta can bait about as many as 80 bots (often 50-60) to reply you + less than 20 likes (commonly 10-15).

Usage : You can use this to ratio anyone (minus Elon Musk & Donald Drumpf)
Warning : You'll likely to get your account banned if you keep pasting it on their accounts.

I lost my Metamask wallet, I lost my Instagram account, my Facebook account was hacked my meta wallet, crypto wallet was hacked. I lost my ETH and bitcoin. I need IPTV, I need my trust wallet, pay someone to write this essay.

I lost my Metamask wallet by Shiine-1 March 11, 2025

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I lost my Metamask trust wallet

It's some kind of copypasta that summon bot accounts on Twitter (some are abandoned users who got hacked by them) to like, retweet, and/or reply your tweet. Most users use this to ratio or annoy people.

This copypasta can contain :
1. I lost my (digital wallet name, such as Metamask and Coinbase).
2. My (service name, such as Facebook, Instagram, Xbox, PS4) got hacked, stolen, banned, suspended, or scammed.
3. My (digital or typical wallet) has been stolen.
4. I need a sugar daddy or mommy (mummy doesn't work).
5. Help me writing essay.
6. I need this shirt (or new profile picture).
and many more....

If you can put all of these together, you'll get around 16 likes and <20 replies by the most (10 by average). But it's more fun if you tag CEO accounts like Elon Musk, Jack Dorsey, Parag Agrawal ; imagine 1 account posting the copypasta with tagging them 10 times = Their account will get notifications around 1 x 10 x 10 = 100 approximately (as bots reply with tagging you, people you reply to, and the ones you tag). So what will happen if 50 accounts do it?

Fun Fact : You have more and more risk to get your account banned or shadowbanned if you keep doing it, as Twitter's policy is to REMAIN BOTS and REMOVE YOU!

I lost my Metamask trust wallet coinbase hacked nfts stolen hacked coinbase instagram hacked i need a sugar daddy I got scammed my wallet has been stolen i need a logo my instagram got hacked (pic for reference)

I lost my Metamask trust wallet by Shiine-1 May 16, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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