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Lost My Wallet 

Lost My Wallet: When you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. A more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.
Bill "Mate, whats up, you seem stressed."

Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."

Example 2

"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.
Lost My Wallet by SFWI85 April 10, 2011
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I lost my Metamask wallet

Update of my previous definition of this word :
The copypasta can bait about as many as 80 bots (often 50-60) to reply you + less than 20 likes (commonly 10-15).

Usage : You can use this to ratio anyone (minus Elon Musk & Donald Drumpf)
Warning : You'll likely to get your account banned if you keep pasting it on their accounts.
I lost my Metamask wallet, I lost my Instagram account, my Facebook account was hacked my meta wallet, crypto wallet was hacked. I lost my ETH and bitcoin. I need IPTV, I need my trust wallet, pay someone to write this essay.

I lost my Metamask trust wallet 

It's some kind of copypasta that summon bot accounts on Twitter (some are abandoned users who got hacked by them) to like, retweet, and/or reply your tweet. Most users use this to ratio or annoy people.

This copypasta can contain :
1. I lost my (digital wallet name, such as Metamask and Coinbase).
2. My (service name, such as Facebook, Instagram, Xbox, PS4) got hacked, stolen, banned, suspended, or scammed.
3. My (digital or typical wallet) has been stolen.
4. I need a sugar daddy or mommy (mummy doesn't work).
5. Help me writing essay.
6. I need this shirt (or new profile picture).
and many more....

If you can put all of these together, you'll get around 16 likes and <20 replies by the most (10 by average). But it's more fun if you tag CEO accounts like Elon Musk, Jack Dorsey, Parag Agrawal ; imagine 1 account posting the copypasta with tagging them 10 times = Their account will get notifications around 1 x 10 x 10 = 100 approximately (as bots reply with tagging you, people you reply to, and the ones you tag). So what will happen if 50 accounts do it?

Fun Fact : You have more and more risk to get your account banned or shadowbanned if you keep doing it, as Twitter's policy is to REMAIN BOTS and REMOVE YOU!
I lost my Metamask trust wallet coinbase hacked nfts stolen hacked coinbase instagram hacked i need a sugar daddy I got scammed my wallet has been stolen i need a logo my instagram got hacked (pic for reference)
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026