lost hamster 

A term frequently used on gay hookup apps indicating a desire for someone to have anal sex with the speaker.

This term comes from a derogatory gay stereotype that gay men choose it insert small animals into the rectum. While largely untrue, there has been enough fear/horror/disgust about the old ‘hamster up the wazoo’ concept that this sad tale has been woven into countless tasteless gay jokes.

Jon: hey there sexxy can we hook up?

Billy: Jonny boy you are so horny today wtf?

Jon: Well I was just hoping you’d help me find my lost hamster….

Billy: Ima poke you a good for sure Jonny Boy and if I happen upon your lost hamster I’ll be sure to let you know.

Jon: bet! I went as far up in it as I could but I couldn’t reach any further without help.

Billy: I got you brah, when we going to find your lost hamster? I got hard talking about it.

Jon: scoop me up in 45 min?

Belinda: you guys are so gross.

lost hamster by Ka05mau5 July 18, 2023