Loserfacetown is the place where a loserface would live. Generally, the person inhabits this area when he or she loses a wiki race both mentally and physically.
Person S: "Let's wiki race. Start at whiteboard and end at Niagara Falls."
Person M: "You're on!"
-moments later-
Person M: "Ha! I got to Niagara Falls first. You live in loserfacetown."
And that's when the population would be considered 1.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.