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Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
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papa lapped a pap lopped 

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.

lömpete 

Lömpete, When your head and body get all slow and you feel tired because all the milk products you used drank or eated.
Jesus -i will drink that milk now.
marias- NAw shit nigga you will just get so lömpete.

Nigga, you high or wat?
No man, I just drank too much milk, I'm lömpete.
lömpete by jesus soulmolester February 8, 2013
Irish Slang for a measure of drink; a glassful. Usually somewhere around 300-400 mls depending on how scabby they are
Here Shane-o, giz a lopper of your Pepsi there
Lopper by rrrrruppourdah October 23, 2018
one of the sexiest last names.
known for giving people boners and is loved by all.
person one: LOOK A LIPPETT!
person two: dayum they're fine -drools-
Lippett by watrwb January 14, 2009
a term used to describe the loud, overly impressed with skin colour guy at every normal australian event. Often changes their hair colour to match their mood and sings at the most randomest times. They also always refer to everyone as dude and love to use the expression 'calm your tits'

In some cases can be shorted to 'peti'
'im so boredddd at this party'

'yeah me to ay, but theres gotta be a peti around somewhere'

'yeah your right, this wouldnt be a party if there wasnt a lopeti'

lopeti: 'dudeeee, calm your tits im here.'
Lopeti by d.rose ;) March 24, 2011