loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

loping the mule by David October 27, 2003

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loping the mule

The act of using one's hand on the penis as a way of acheiving climax.

AKA: spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, slapping the salomi, etc.

Between study breaks, Jay like to lope his mule to relieve tension.

loping the mule by Muley April 9, 2003

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Loping the mule

Rubbing one out. Choking the sheriff ‘til the posse shows up. Masturbating.

Keep loping the mule and you’ll go blind!

Loping the mule by Jbravo65 July 19, 2018

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