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A sexual disorder that occurs in both men and women. For men LOPS is Lack Of Pussy Syndrome and for women it is Lack Of Penis Syndrome. The cure is very simple get laid. But beware that masturbation can't cure this.
I can't get any pussy I have a serious case of LOPS. I sure hope I get laid tonight.
by loper69 August 13, 2010
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Stands for "Left Over Pussy". A lop is a loose and easy hoe.
"You should go get at Brandy. She's a lop."
by nashhh May 29, 2014
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a person that has something off about them; a little awkward; has no confidence in themselves; is kinda shady
person 1: "I don't know. There's just something weird about him."
person 2: "I don't trust him. He's a lop."
by lopitdown November 08, 2011
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A negative term for a person that is lazy or worthless. A lop is good for nothing.
me: "Let's go shoot some hoops!"

you: "No, I'm okay, I dont feel like doing anything today."

me: "whatever, quit being such a lop, and come on."
by STLtoKC420 December 17, 2013
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A man or woman suffering from Lack Of Penis Or Pussy Syndrome.

Usually diagnosed to someone who is always depressed around a couple, constantly masturbating, or sexually deprived.
Greg: Have you heard about Ollie?
Gary: Why what's up?
Greg: He's masturbated 48 times in the last 3 days!
Gary: HE'S GOT LOPS!

Sammi: Everytime I bring my boyfriend home my sister becomes a bitch?
Heidi: Has she gotten dick recently, if not she has lops.
by itslova January 27, 2014
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I read all of the other definitions, they are all wrong! 'LOP' is used as a commonplace description in the California Department of Corrections since at least the 80's. So many inmates over the years going home have made it popular terminology on the street too. As an inmate, 'LOP' status means 'Loss Of Privileges', a result of said inmate not following policy... Among the correctional staff, it means "Low Overall Performance"... though no officer or supervisor I ever asked, could ever verbalize what it meant or stood for! So, I figured it out perfectly for that environment!
Inmate... "Bitch, dat's the last time you pull dat shit on me and don't cook! You on LOP status til you gain some respect fo' me! Get me a Hennessy!"

C/O... "What a LOP! He didn't hand out the TP (toilet paper) on Third Watch!
by jon2guapo May 26, 2013
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a person that can't be explained because of the moranic ideas that they hold or idiotic actions they do.
that foo' is a lop, 'cause he doesn't know how to chill wit his homies.
by steven Lord July 31, 2004
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