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The proper spelling of 'loser'. Rhymes with 'boozer'.
Same def as before. Someone who loozes.
What a loozer. Lost his babe cuz he's such a fuckup.
loozer by Ward Smith January 29, 2009
Related Words
loozur loogurt loozard loozer Loozerus loozr
is worse than a loser.
PJ is a loozr who enjoys miller light.
loozr by cassidy and georgia September 30, 2007

Loozerus 

A seeming genius at making mistakes, bad life choices, all the while imagining himself/herself mentally ahead of the game. Based on Biblical Lazarus... Lazerus... EG. "Way to go, Loozerus!!" or... "Come forth Loozerus" A Loozerus is usually most obvious in a crowd when he or she graces said crowd with an observation/opinion that either makes no sense, or which might easily be proven wrong by another Loozerus. Variant Loserus
Good Job Loozerus!! Lighting that cigarette next to that oxygen tank was SUCH!! a fine idea.
Loozerus by Lusty Ingersol April 27, 2006
When someone has a weird body set temperature plus they're geeky about it like wearing fanny packs with panchos rolled up in them in case it rains in New Mexico or being deathly afraid of not having a gallon of smart water and small satchel of smelling salts in case it gets over 69 degrees fahrenheit.
Me: Can we just turn the notch up on the heater to like a kinkier better warmer average temperature above this current 68 so we don't have to heat bricks by the fire and put them in our mocassins and roll in whale blubber to stay alive in our own home?
Mom: No
Me: Loozard...
Mom: Don't say that. That's mean. WWJD lol
loozard by catzilla 69 February 20, 2009
Extravagant, exciting, amiable, dammmm sexy, as freaky as a moose!
Oh that is so loogurt
loogurt by be7h_vick3rs July 9, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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