to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one's elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedly penetrate them
Harry bent over a fine ass ho and long-dicked that bitch in the ass
When someonealways has to out do and one up you no matter what the topic is. Usually you and everyone around knows this person and knows they are fabricating this and most other stories.
Jimmy: I bought a donkey yesterday, she's really cute.
Todd: Oh yeah, I slept with THREE donkeys last night and you know what, they said I was the best they ever had.
Jimmy: Damn.
Joshua: He "Longdicked" you again, will it ever end?
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.