long board
a long dick.
Jessica rode Mr. Bell's long board hard and fast while in detention.
Jessica: WOOO.
Mr. Bell: HARDER.
Jessica: WOOO.
Mr. Bell: HARDER.
long board by EMMMMMMA. January 17, 2010
long boarder
someone who has moved on from "new school" skate boarding to a more faster variety of skating. long boaders can't do many tricks but kick a*se at speed. long boards are easier to learn to ride than skate bpards as they have more balance, but once you get into long boadrs with suspension and add the speed it's really quite hard. Long Boards are Exceptionally good for "bum boarding" and "twin Tagging". Both are where you sit on the board and go down a huge steep street...like melafont street, twin tagging is just where it's two people on the one board.. normally you twin tag if it's your frist time and sit at the front. Long boarders are not skaters, and are generally tougher...therefore if you call one a skater fag you will ganerally get beaten up.
random: get a life you skater fag
long boarder: what did you call me?
random: skater fag
long boarder: *bashes random*
random: *spends next 6 months in hospital recovering*
long boarder: what did you call me?
random: skater fag
long boarder: *bashes random*
random: *spends next 6 months in hospital recovering*
long boarder by Jax The Next Ripper September 18, 2006
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long boarded by dont@me57 November 1, 2019
Long Boarder
A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard
Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.
Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.
The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.
Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.
Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.
The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.
Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?
Skater:2 Yeah
Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder
Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
Skater:2 Yeah
Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder
Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
Long Boarder by HircineXex August 22, 2010
longboarding
a sport very near to skate boarding, but involes you screaming down hills at any speed up to around 45mph
longboarding by steve! April 18, 2005
longboarders
longboarders by Swag Master Jay June 3, 2013
longboard
a skateboard meant for speedboarding, transportation, slalom, carving, sliding, boardwalking, racing of any other kind. longboards are not necessarily longer than freestyle skateboards. there are longboards from 22" to 103" and probably outside of that range as well.
a typical longboard is 44" long, 9.5" wide with a 28" wheelbase, has 70X45mm 80a wheels, is bent upward (camber) and is flexible with a 5 ply maple deck with fiberglass cloth epoxied onto the deck under the griptape, has a rear kicktail but no nose, has 180mm reverse-kingpin trucks with soft that bushings that allow a 7' turning radius
a typical longboard is 44" long, 9.5" wide with a 28" wheelbase, has 70X45mm 80a wheels, is bent upward (camber) and is flexible with a 5 ply maple deck with fiberglass cloth epoxied onto the deck under the griptape, has a rear kicktail but no nose, has 180mm reverse-kingpin trucks with soft that bushings that allow a 7' turning radius
"i'm sick of riding this unturnable hard-little-wheeled popsicle stick around campus, i should order a longboard"