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Originates from Lincolnshire, U.K.

1. (noun) An extremely fat, lazy individual, usually so intellectually limited that their only method of communication is to slowly nod their greasy head whilst maintaining eye contact with the TV. They can only walk in a waddle due to their unusually large body mass

2. (noun) A completely useless and ineffective object (sometimes person) that only causes inconvenience and annoyance. Also LOMAGING in this context.

3. (verb) The process of moving oneself from point A to point B in a slovenly manner, usually waddling as described in the first definition.
1. "Did you see that obese fuck outside?"

"Yeah, she was a complete lomage"

2. "I just banged my thigh on this lomaging cupboard"

3. "I'm about to lomage myself over to the shops, want to come?"
lomage by Lincolnshire Lomage March 20, 2019
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lamareah 

A smart, funny, caregiving, multi-talented, will give honesty or honest opinion, not afraid to speak up, unique, gorgeous, thick, humble, athletic female leader who isn't afraid of anything and she may come off as goofy but if you cross her she will rock you shit. She's loyal and wants a lot of attention and affection from her significant other. She's just a well-rounded person
"Bro that girl lamareah... she changed my life"
lamareah by Godlylae March 19, 2017
To be so drunk that you stumble, rather than walk, with arms straight out a la Bernie Lomax(Weekend at Bernie's movie)
After happy hour(s), 6 hours of pregame, and 2 hours of intense air guitar at the Princeton, Biff lomaxed home down 21st Street with a Circle Pizza no doubt.
Lomaxed by Erroneous January 19, 2008
WHen you laugh too much and can't even type lmao
lomaeo what is that :,D
lomaeo by Theotheror December 3, 2019
When a person named Omar takes an L or has an L take. Lomar will always have the opposite opinion of you no matter how logical it may be.
"Hey the sky is blue and pretty today"
Lomar: "no, the sky is pink"
Lomar by Wami September 4, 2022

Lomasexual 

Male Boxing casuals who have a suspect attraction, and obsession with V. Lomachenko.

So much so that they have momentary lapses into homosexual transitions that resemble that of teenage girls screeching and panting over their favorite teenage male heartthrob.
Person 1. Eff loma. Guys overhyped.

Lomasexual: WHAT!? EFF YOU! ID KISS HIS TIP IF HE ASKED; I mean, i the think he’s not overhyped. Com’on. He’s good. (wincing with pain.)