Is usually a hoe but is very sweet. Will go out of his way to make sure you’re okay and is a very lovey dovey person. He will always be there for you when you need him, will love you unconditionally, and has a sweet ass.
Girl: “Hunter Logan Bryant is the best person ever and is the Simba to my Nala, with that sweet ass.”
Girl 2: “really?”
Girl: “(winks) his ass is the best in the world and very smackable”.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).