When 5 or more people shit on someone's face. Much like a bukkake, but with more possible gender/role permutations. Less than 5 is a "Foot Bridge."
We gave the gimp a log cabin last night. I reckon Skeeter had Chipolte for lunch.
We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
We were a couple short for a log cabin, but Washington could have crossed the Delaware on the foot bridge we gave Sally.
by Dgoes October 15, 2009
A term used to describe a gay republican. It refers to Abraham Lincoln - a Republican president whose sexuality has long been debated. Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin.
Person One: Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?!?
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
by Splurge24 August 19, 2008
An enclosed lavatory, containing a toilet, especially when used for defaecation. 'Log' referring to poo, due to its brown coloration and tendency to float. Throne room.
Man with a turtle head: "Jesus Christ! I've gotta go to the log cabin quick!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Pal: "What?"
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
by Goatlips July 23, 2008
Pat: After this double date do you want to come back and build a log cabin on the living room floor?
Bob: hell yeah I call second level!
Bob: hell yeah I call second level!
by Billk April 05, 2012
Cindy could feel Jake knocking on the back door of her log cabin. She was nervous as it was the first time anyone or anything had entered that way before.
by Cellardoor101 October 30, 2014
Since my family is on a tight budget, guest in my home were often horrified at the log cabin awaiting them in the bathroom.
by Dr Poops April 21, 2013
Where you have sex with a girl, and when she falls asleep, call some buddies over to help you shit on all for sides of the bed, so the next morning, she'll be trapped in a "log cabin" and can't get out of the bed.
"Dude! My girl's passed out, come over and help me build a log cabin for her."
Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
Marshall: "The bitch just fell asleep after sex. Tha fuck."
Stuart: "She totally deserves to wake up in a log cabin."
by eaglefire007 July 26, 2011