lmasm 

when a stupid ginger wont shut his stupid mouth

"omg it's kris.... and hes pulling a lmasm......"

lmasm by gold wario December 2, 2024

LDASM 

An acronym for "Liberal Democrat Atheist who smokes marijuana" A deadly evil combination of lifestyle choices in present-day America.

That LDASM down the street voted for Obama, and hopefully won't do it again.

LDASM by M@77 J@M35 January 5, 2012

Llasmin 

The best person in the entire world. She is always there for you when you need her. She's the best person to talk to when you have a problem.

Ex: You need advice?

You should talk to Llasmin.

Llasmin by _1015_ March 13, 2017

lasmori

1. v. to damage existing relationships.
2. v. to make false promises in order to use and manipulate.
3. v. to withhold sex and affection.
4. v. to ignore problems you've caused.
5. v. to behave in the general manner of a conscienceless psychopath.

They looked so happy together, but they had money and a place to live, so I just had to lasmori them.

lasmori by hurtnalone July 7, 2008

LMAOSMMCASIYEGM 

"Laughing my ass off so much, my cock accidentally slips into your elderly grandmothers mouth."

Gary: "but instead, he picked the fat one!!"

Roger: "LMAOSMMCASIYEGM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

LMAOSMMCASIYEGM by thestrangercalledjoe March 29, 2010

LMASF 

stands for LION MONKY ARE SO FUNKY

LMASF is the best youtuber ever

LMASF by LMASF May 22, 2018

Lmaomammal 

Ever since the internet was created, many have pondered relentlessly on a single subject. It rose above all the other web circulating questions,
"What idiot thought it would be cool to invent the word emo?"
"Why is facebook so addicting?"
and even,
"What's TSC?"

Because this question was a question of epic porportions. It was a question that used to stump even the nerdiest of internet gods.

It strikes fear into the hearts of many.
"What is a lmaomammal?"

But today, that question will be answered. The lmaomammal originated when Brooke, internet twin of Evan, (who's relationship is innocent of course) typed 'lmao' in response to a likely suggestive comment of Evan. Only this wasn't any 'lmao.' The lmao was followed by a sequence of letters that shot the word 'mammal' into the eyes of many.

Then became the birth of the lmaomammal. A lmaomammal is a cross between a butterfly, a dog, and a dinosaur. The only photographed lmaomammal is hidden and currently owned by the twins. Since the birth of the species, it has been rumoured that the lmaomammals are extremely endangered, due to lack of sightings.
Solving the problem of the endangered lmaomammals was difficult, because out loud, lmaomammal is pronounced with every letter silent.
A Neopets.com account was created in honor of the first lmaomammal, and can be found if searched.

It is protected by "The most unsolvable password in internet history."

So there you have it. If you one day come across the beautiful lmaomammal, why not try to pet it? They don't bite, because the lmaomammal's defense is that it's bloodstream contains traces of LSD. This confuses the predator after a single bite, causing them to pursue an inaminate object instead.

"What's a lmaomammal?"

"-Sigh-"

Lmaomammal by Brooke. September 12, 2007