LizardBreath is a term that defines somebody who talks too much or is just generally annoying. LizardBreath can also be a friendly way to call your friend a douche. The term comes from a popular TV commercial “ lizard” who’s annoying.
Damnit Paul, you made us late again by talking too much. Just shut up LizardBreath, let’s go!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).