lizard attack 

The rapid flicking or lashing of the tongue, occasionally stabbing. Ususally done to an orifice of any sort.

My buddy was bragging about getting a lizard attack on his donut.

lizard attack by Chirs1234567890 April 11, 2008

Attack Of The Flying Lizards 

Basically, the greatest low budget porn-o ever!, Three men dressed as pterodactyls run after a fleeing women, when she fallsover, they proceed to have sex with her...

Not only this, but a hand puppet "pecks" at her Tuna Canoe, AND the glory hole in the pterodactly suit only allows penis out, and not the testies, making the porn-o hilarious.

Guy 1: Hey, you even seen Attack Of The Flying Lizards?

Guy 2: No...

Guy 1: Here I'll show you it...

Guy 2: Oh! what the hell! Why are they dressed as pterodactlys!?!, and why is a hand puppet giving her oral!?! AND why is there just shaft coming out the costume! Thats fucked up!

Attack Of The Flying Lizards by JohnBitch May 7, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012