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liza minelli

The name you call someone when they are lying.
Those are lies, liza minelli.
by uberp00l December 14, 2020
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n. The propensity of a female to physically abuse a male companion, (i.e: husband or boyfriend)named for the vocalist/actress Liza Minelli, who allegedly battered her husband.
v. The act of physically abusing or assaulting a male companion.
If you don't take her out on your anniversary, she'll give you a taste of her liza minelli.

The source of his bruises was obvious: he had been liza minellied by his girlfriend.
by no-one of consequence November 23, 2003
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a strech leotard wearing old lady, who has made pots of money acting and singing badly, oh and by the way yu may not know this but she is Judy Garland's daughter
look at that old lady drinking meths and pising into the bin, she's such a liza minelli
by Steve December 11, 2003
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Being well and truly past the stage of being edible, even when you're totally intoxicated.
"How was your burger?"
"Totally Liza Minelli - I can feel it coming back up right now"
by IanXDaws April 28, 2009
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A woman who drank everyone under the table in Hollywood! Liza could of probably drunk half of Russia under the table with the way she guzzled her booze.

Liza is a bit like her mum Judy Garland, minus the hanging out of Hotel windows threatening to commit suicide.

Liza popped pills like tic-tac's but gave great performances again and again and again!!!

Liza daughter of Judy Garland and film director Vince Minenelli has won an Academy Award, The Tony, The Emmy and The Grammy!!! And that's something pretty special to pull off!

Liza married about four guys, none of them lasted of course, and she never had any kids. O.K her first husband was gay, Peter Allen who died of an AIDS related illness, but apart from that whether it was the exhausting routines, the drugs, the booze, the nights smashed off her face laying in back alley's, she was never able to have any natural children of her own.
"I think that's Liza Minnelli's head smacking against the theatre exit door?" "Somebody go out and give the poor bitch some uppers, she's on in 5 minutes!"

"Wow!" "That was a great performance!" "Yes, and she wasn't even liquered up!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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a women who was extremely hot in 'cabaret'...but then did a fuckload of drugs and went crazy...which drove her to kicking her husband's ass.
wow...liza minnelli is a fucking ROCK STAR!!!

who would've known?!
by instant_retard February 6, 2005
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