Someone who constantly says "I am not a simp", and is unloyal morally irresponsible to gain some ladpoints.
"I am not a SIMP, I want other men to know that you send me nudes. You did not send me nudes. I don't like it when girls play like that about sexual issues"
"Sadist little seepisimp, I am not playing any games, I don't want to have any sexual contact with your friends. I enjoy being single. And I am happy you found a gf, but stop using your friends to sextortian bully me, I don't want a bf, you are all as entertaining as an STD"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.