Little chef

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A roadside diner strained all over england, before heston blumenthal took it over it was a shithole with shit food and in fucking financial ruin, but there are only two fucking shops with the new food one in fucking sheffield i think and one in a shitty village called popham near basingstoke near southampton but southampton has noooothing to do with basingstoke or the portsmouth fuckers.

Erik: Little chef is good now that heston took over.
Eriks dad: Fuck off small fry get a dick and some pubes.

Little chef by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp December 29, 2009

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Little chef

Also known as a “tiny Buddha” a little chef is someone of slightly below average height with great cooking talent.

The food was so delicious that it was clearly made by a little chef.

Little chef by Ticytapycornliar January 11, 2018

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Little chef

The shrinkage of a mans penis caused by the use of MDMA. Term originating from the film ‘ratatouille’.

‘I was rolling so hard but had serious little chef. It hurt to pee.’

Little chef by Loco El Stoto November 25, 2018

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that little chef guy

little creepy guy that knows where the sheep are

Homestar: I say fair chef, have you seen the sheep?
Chef: Uh-huh.

that little chef guy by Stu Pidman September 2, 2003

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I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato). by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

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little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

little chefing by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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