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Liquor King 

The alter ego of a normally passive gentleman. Brought on by whiskey, this particular ethanol emperor constantly berates females, steals without remembering, and can usually be found at your local bar, post last call. They are characterized by their severely abnormal levels of alcohol intake sometimes fueled by other chemicals such as cocaine or more prevalently in the Midwest crystal meth. This invariably feeds the king's ego until said male referrers to oneself as Liquor King.
I can drink more whiskey than you because I'm the Liquor King!

or:

I'm the Liquor King and I'm going to skull fuck you until your eyes bleed!

or:

Bitch I'm the Liquor King and I just stole your wallet lets plow!
Liquor King by eldanko August 10, 2010
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King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor

King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor - King Cobra is a premium malt liquor brewed with a combination of malts & select unmalted grains. Brewed with U.S. grown hops, a special fermentation products a bold and distinctly flavorful taste.

Introduced in 1984, King Cobra is a robust, full-bodied, premium malt liquor , Anheuser-Busch brews & bottles King Cobra beer in St. Louis, Missouri.

See other brands of malt liquor such as

St. Ides , mickey's fine malt liquor ,

Big Bear Malt Liquor , Olde English 800
, Steel Reserve 211, colt 45 , hurricane 500,
Schlitz High Gravity .
King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor

Taste is the usual corn associated with cheap beer, bready, grass, light maltiness, slight sweetness. Light body, moderate carbonation. Dry finish.

King Cobra Premium Malt

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016