liquor cycle

moped or scooter that is driven after you have lost your license after driving drunk.

I have to leave for work an hour early today, my liquor cycle only does 30 mph, downhill.

liquor cycle by dcsd1913 July 17, 2007

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Liquor-cycle

shortned term of motor-"cycle" with liquor added as a prefix.

A small, low cc scooter, or moped. Used by persons who have obtained excessice DUI's and can't drive a normal road vehical legally. Therefor they retreat to a street legal, and non-liscence required moped, or "liquor-cycle"

"Yep. Jimbo got picked up on a DUI again, he wanted a ride but I told him to take his liquor-cycle"

Liquor-cycle by Redcoat01 February 21, 2009

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liquorcycle

Noun; Slang term for a moped or scooter that does not require a driver's license to operate. Prefered method of transportation for DUI offenders.

After losing his license for drinking and driving, Bob traded in his whip for a sweet-ass liquorcycle.

liquorcycle by Max B. December 2, 2005

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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