The eternal enemy of the grammar nazi. Somebody for whom grammatical errors are a non-issue. An individual who commits so-called "word crimes".
My redneck of an uncle is such a linguistic criminal.
by jaydough March 27, 2016
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Seem to be fans.
Hym "I mean... I'm one of the greatest writer's of all time... Linguists are baffled and consider me 'Profound.' Because I know a bunch of cool stuff. Like, I know that 'Prodigy' and 'Bother me' don't rhyme but RAPPERS use 'approximate rhyme' or pronunciation to make lyrics more coherent. I also think the assonance (I spelled it right but it didn't show up in my auto-correct! Another reason linguists find me compelling. I know more words than auto correct and the dictionary)"
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When your English proficiency is so bad that a new language is created.
Nova: You have no inches
Boni: And you wonder why are your b*tches leave you.

Local Man: Hey Shem, checkout Boni linguistics
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Linguistics are the conceptual definitions between the three major platforms: function, concept and math: matter.

Matter and function, is math. in current cultural dogma, we strive forward by definiting: 2+2=4, but, the problem is, this, simply, cannot ever be so: there, to the furthest extreme, no similar two units in nature.

This means, that where math resides on the bond between function and matter, that the whole structure of our way of thinking is both inept, but, primarily, insane.

Because of this, the way to, actually, define things, in sepration, iinept, again, then we must look to how to really do it: the answer is (Compiler-Sårn: 1/Ix1/en=~3 OR 2+2=~4, don't ask: accept.) to define through roman numbers, yet again, or, through "New Math:"
in all of them, linguistics.

or, through "New Math:"

(=squared)1pyramid

9pyramid=

to which much can be written, annulling The Zero, and bringing true justice, also to Pi: pirxdegrees-0+~n(pi)=PI/pirxdegrees-0+n(pi)=pi

the second form of importance, is the relation between function and concepts, leading to language, and the new definition: relation links: between you, the observer, most things are relations: You are, on your legs, and the relation between You(The sum of the whole of You, on Your legs)IS relations, and thus links, to You. Spread out between two parties, the become a sorta hourglass between themselves, forming the definitions in time and space (Light, water, pain) between concpets, function and matter as relations between entities.

Thus is linguistics the goldcave all things, and, incidentelly, concluded with and by: Timing/Optimization: the ability to live, learn and observe: you are, you do you react.

timing: datanalysis based on heirachy in outcome of a situation based on upbuildingness(Evil: a conclusion of a situation observed from a subjegate position) between uptimisation: do better, evolve, win, through uptimization, victory, leading to gratitude, water (on happy walls), the essence of: Love: the meaning of all things.

- Optimize.

DAD

PS. It's comma your word comma.
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an individual exceptionally skilled in the writing of clever wordplay, creating double entendres and phrases with double meanings, usually of a sexual or offensive nature.
"man that muthafucka Easy E was a cunning linguist."
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One who has a sharp tongue, has a mastery of words, and is quick with a remark or comeback.
Don't fall for her sales pitch as she is a cunning linguist!
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