Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!
Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"
by Snakepit Sean WNB May 17, 2007
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When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.
When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.
by Kid, Theodore, Landfill, Stewie November 25, 2006
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When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"

CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."

CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
by J Company, 5th Regiment March 06, 2013
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When one person is taking a shit, another person sits across their lap sideways. This can be repeated over and over like Lincoln Logs.
My buddy and I both had to shit but there was only one toilet. We had no choice but to Lincoln Log.
by Loggoff July 13, 2016
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The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.
Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.
by Sketchy D May 02, 2008
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