Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
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When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."
CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
by J Company, 5th Regiment March 06, 2013
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The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.
by Sketchy D May 02, 2008
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by ploppypoppy99 July 16, 2015
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by thezapperbam June 12, 2012
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by phillyfolk May 15, 2010
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When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.
"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"
"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."
"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."
by UncleRumpleFugly July 07, 2009
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