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ligma kok 

the woman who watched her husband die bc he put tampons in his nose to stop his snoring
“I found my husband dead with tampons in his nose. Now I do OnlyFans. My name is Ligma Kok and one morning I decided to do some cleaning because it was a mess. As I was tidying up, I found a box of tampons on the table. I was confused because these were the heavy flow and I do not have a heavy flow. It was very suspicious. I decided to investigate. Quietly, I started checking all of the rooms until I got to me and my husband’s bedroom. There, I saw my husband Sukma sleeping. I slowly approached him because I did not want to disturb his sleep. But suddenly, I noticed he was sleeping with tampons in his nose. I couldn’t help but laugh. I took a picture of Sukma so I could make fun of him when he woke up, but realized he wasn’t breathing. I checked his pulse. Nothing. I called the ambulance and they pronounced him dead on the scene. I loved my husband dearly. He was a provider and a great husband. Since his death, I have been struggling to pay the bills. So I did what every rational woman would do. So I started an OnlyFans. Now I make $50,000 a month and live in a mansion with my new boyfriend Chad.” -Ligma Kok
ligma kok by epiccatpiss69 July 2, 2023
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026