light switch relationship

the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.

A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.

light switch relationship by the onion! June 23, 2007

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LIGHT SWITCH RELATIONSHIP

when you keep goin back out with the same person a bunch of times.

i love this gurl to bad we have a light switch relationship

LIGHT SWITCH RELATIONSHIP by Solomon Williams November 22, 2006

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light switch relationship

when two people...most often gay...have a relationship that is on off on off. noone can ever keep up

a: Hey are you off to see ash tonite?
b: nah we broke up. i even deleted him off facebook
a: again?! ten bucks says your back together within a week
b: nah no way. its over. im single
a: man you guys are having a light switch relationship
b: your such a bitch
a: bet you your back on within a few days

light switch relationship by tootlepip March 18, 2010

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Light switch Relationship

A constant on and off again relationship

Cole and Jake are split up again, they have such a light switch relationship

Light switch Relationship by Power Company July 20, 2024

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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