life pimp

One who makes life their bitch.

More specifically, one who is able to hustle hard and be successful, while staying cool and not stressing the small shit; to have it all and bust ass, but have fun and enjoy life while doing so.

I could stress out about how I have no time to get things done, but I'm a life pimp, so that shit doesn't bother me

life pimp by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

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thug life pimp

A person who's pimping up a friend with someone else but in the process ends up getting some action for him/herself
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Aw man! Sam was supposed to hook me up with that hot girl from gym class, but now he's goin' on a date with her!
Damn man, that Sam is one hell of a thug life pimp!

thug life pimp by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

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pimp life

An expression used to describe a state of living a luxurious and lavish ("pimped out") lifestyle.

Individuals who are described as living the "pimp life" are typically highly successful as a direct result of their hard work. Not to be confused with someone being a "pimp" - pimp life refers to a classy demeanor and seemingly high-end lifestyle.

Louis and Arslan walked into a casino wearing new, evidently expensive suits and proceeded to play blackjack at $5,000 a hand, while drinking the finest whiskey and enjoying Gurkha Black dragon cigars. To the crowds of casino patrons and women gathered around watching, it was clear the two gentlemen were living the pimp life.

pimp life by DavidJ90 August 25, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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