No life

A person who eats all the food in the fridge, plays Minecraft, skips online classes, uses discord to talk shit, and is toxic as hell. It’s understandable if you’re in your 12s but 14+ and your a loser. Fat fuck u disappoint your parents u have no life

No life Jasper: I’m fat, stupid, and scum but I don’t want to admit it so I act up in front of my brother who does basketball and benches 400

by FuckedYoBitchJuan22 November 29, 2020

no life

the thing that all the people that added the word "urban dictionary" have.

Oh my goth, I'm the 453464538468569th person to add urban dictionary as a word. I don't have no life.

by No life goon May 3, 2009

Life

A waste of everyones time if you think about it.

Person 1 : Why are we living

Person 2 : Cus if we didn't experience life we would be bored out of our heads.
Person 1 : What a waste of time life is.

by life answerer May 8, 2018

such is life

the moment you realize you may die soon because of John Wick

Marquis: You don't know, do you?
...
Winston: Such is life. Such is life.

by akamemake May 24, 2023

for life

In Nicki Minaj time, "for life" means 48 minutes.

"Logs off for life"

48 minutes later, is back

by prayfornicki January 10, 2014

Life

It doesn’t matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again.

P1: in life everybody is going to hurt you.
P2: don't forget the ones that are there for you.

by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019

lifeing

the process of having a life

while i was having sex with my wife i wanted to continue lifeing forever until our cum socks couldn't hold anymore lotion

by chickenduckperson October 31, 2022