Lick My Dick

basically it is another way to say 'kiss my ass' except its your dick and your asking the person to lick it.

Licking a dick is closely related to suck one, but it's NOT the same thing.

Remember: just because girls don't have the part to make this saying realistic, doesn't mean we can't say it too.

Person1: Kiss my ass you dumb fucker!!
Person2: lick my dick
Person1: -_-

by DICKtionary queen May 14, 2011

haha lick my dick

Something you say to your enemy.

Johnny: Suck your mum
Frank: Haha lick my dick
Johnny: enters severe depression

by Cloutchaser69 November 16, 2019

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

by Rev Sharpton July 04, 2025