Lick My Dick

basically it is another way to say 'kiss my ass' except its your dick and your asking the person to lick it.

Licking a dick is closely related to suck one, but it's NOT the same thing.

Remember: just because girls don't have the part to make this saying realistic, doesn't mean we can't say it too.

Person1: Kiss my ass you dumb fucker!!
Person2: lick my dick
Person1: -_-

Lick My Dick by DICKtionary queen May 14, 2011

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

lick my dick by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

Lick My Dick Cheese 

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

Lick My Dick Cheese by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

haha lick my dick

Something you say to your enemy.

Johnny: Suck your mum
Frank: Haha lick my dick
Johnny: enters severe depression

haha lick my dick by Cloutchaser69 November 16, 2019

lickmydickstick 

To take ones tongue and run it from the base, of the shaft of a cock, to the tip of the head & then back down to the base of the cock.

It feels wonderful, honey, when you lickmydickstick!

lickmydickstick by BatesLane January 24, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019