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Lick My Dick

basically it is another way to say 'kiss my ass' except its your dick and your asking the person to lick it.

Licking a dick is closely related to suck one, but it's NOT the same thing.

Remember: just because girls don't have the part to make this saying realistic, doesn't mean we can't say it too.
Person1: Kiss my ass you dumb fucker!!
Person2: lick my dick
Person1: -_-
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lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick
Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

Lick My Dick Cheese 

Mandatory text response to scam messages.
Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

haha lick my dick

Something you say to your enemy.
Johnny: Suck your mum
Frank: Haha lick my dick
Johnny: enters severe depression
haha lick my dick by Cloutchaser69 November 16, 2019

lickmydickstick 

To take ones tongue and run it from the base, of the shaft of a cock, to the tip of the head & then back down to the base of the cock.
It feels wonderful, honey, when you lickmydickstick!
lickmydickstick by BatesLane January 24, 2018
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026