Lick My Dick

basically it is another way to say 'kiss my ass' except its your dick and your asking the person to lick it.

Licking a dick is closely related to suck one, but it's NOT the same thing.

Remember: just because girls don't have the part to make this saying realistic, doesn't mean we can't say it too.

Person1: Kiss my ass you dumb fucker!!
Person2: lick my dick
Person1: -_-

Lick My Dick by DICKtionary queen May 14, 2011

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lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

lick my dick by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

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Lick My Dick Cheese

Mandatory text response to scam messages.

Lick my dick cheese Chinese Communist scum!

Lick My Dick Cheese by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025

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haha lick my dick

Something you say to your enemy.

Johnny: Suck your mum
Frank: Haha lick my dick
Johnny: enters severe depression

haha lick my dick by Cloutchaser69 November 16, 2019

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lickmydickstick

To take ones tongue and run it from the base, of the shaft of a cock, to the tip of the head & then back down to the base of the cock.

It feels wonderful, honey, when you lickmydickstick!

lickmydickstick by BatesLane January 24, 2018

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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