Person 1: "I had sex with Mary last night!"
Person 2: "Did you go down on her?"
Person 1: "Of course! You know what I alwayssay, 'lick it before you stick it.'"
When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...
A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...