the most wonderful, amazing, beautiful, loving, seggzy, one-of-a-kind human you will ever meet. should you be so lucky to make his acquaintance, u should treasure him forever.
- from the most adoring wife
jess: "please help me step- liam hopwood !! i am stuck in the washing machine and cannot get out!!"
liam: "don't u worry bro, i'll save u with this massive schlong."
Liam Hoods are excellence sports men. They are extremely good looking and have amazing eyes. Liam Hoods are very polite and know how to treat girls. They are also flirty so you better keep them on a tight lesh. This guy is romantic and just really awesome.
A child that pisses everyone off and knows it but never gets in shit for it. He often makes bizarre sounds that nobody finds funny no matter how many times he does it.
"Liam Hiles is such a shitcunt."
"Miss Taylor, please make Liam Hiles shut the fuck up."