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A company that makes office equipment to the absolute lowest standards of quality ever conceived by man.
You can count on not being able to count on this crappy lexmark printer.
lexmark by Mordac February 13, 2008
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a money hungry printer company that fired all their orlando technicians so that way the can open outside support in New York, India, and Canada with very little training.
All of Lexmark's printers are crap
lexmark by Previous Orlando Tech April 25, 2003
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A lame company that won't or can't upgrade it's drivers to work with XP.
P122 printer I own that Lexmark refuses to make an XP driver for.
lexmark by working-tech November 4, 2003
A cleap ass company that fired all its amployees to hire a bunch of canadians because they work for cheaper.
Lexmark sucks.
lexmark by professor killjoy March 17, 2003

lexmark 720

A scam in the guise of an expensive printer. The printer sits on the table, but it just wont work. Only a punch in the chops can get it going.
Are you printing, or are you lexmarking?
lexmark 720 by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Lexmarkalitis 

A Sickness caused by coming into contact with Lexmark Printers
Engineer gets so many calls and the FRC deals with so many Lexmark issues that he dreams about Lexmark or feels sick when he sees a printer or the word 'Lexmark' forcing them off work , vomiting profusely, this is known as Lexmarkalitis
Lexmarkalitis by James Dorsett December 9, 2008
adjective To be lame; Unfunny; Extremely boring
Some of Kevin Hart’s comedy shows are lemarkus. lame
Lemarkus by www. google.com February 8, 2018
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