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feeling-less dick
My boyfriend is such a feeling-less dick. I mean it's like he has no care in the world about anything.
feeling-less dick by Dr. Gbaby May 7, 2012
urban dick-less
a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock
"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...
"Ha.. what?"
"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."
"no..."
"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."
urban dick-less by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011
Dick-o-less Cage
When you receive a blowjob and right before nut busting, stand, facing away, pull boner down and back through legs, clenching shaft between butt cheeks.......bombs away!
Dick-o-less Cage by Teddy Peg-that-Ass October 3, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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