lemon zesting

lĕm′ən zest′ĭng

VERB
1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles

Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.

"He began furiously lemon zesting her rock hard abs"

by DatAbs March 30, 2018

lemon zest

Any sex act using substituting hummus as lubricant

"He was pretty tight so I gave him the ol' Lemon Zest"

by Lemmondaddy June 21, 2015

Lemon Zest

The act of urinating while your penis is inside of your partner's butthole.

Hey man. I was with Jessica last night and I totally gave her the lemon zest.

by erroneously heinous May 20, 2011

Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy

Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

by DL14097 October 11, 2019

stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 11, 2019

Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019

Lemon Zest

When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.

“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest

by The Ungraceful January 19, 2020