lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.

by allstar666 June 08, 2005

lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer

after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro

by wonderbread January 21, 2005

Lemon Squeezer

Someone that gives you hand jobs.

I could use a lemon squeezer.

by Party Crashers October 12, 2009

Lemon Squeezer

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

Lemon Squeezer

A type of pistol made without a hammer, made by Smith & Wesson.

"A masturbating jailbird may or may not be known as a lemon squeezer. Who knows? But there's an actual gun known as one!"

by greenjuice November 24, 2009