legit spit

Legit spit is a specific type of spit with hang-time. It is usually noticed after a fist fight ends in real life or in Hollywood. Maybe you have a bit of post-nasal drip or perhaps not, but this legit spit would have some carry if you opened your window at 60 mph. I like to think of legit spit as type of spit the Rock or some other mega action star has when he just finishes beating someone down to the ground. Those guys never drip or drool on bloodied guy lying at their feet. Their spit is legit!

This guy punched a man on the street and then spat on him with some force. That was some legit spit!

legit spit by Tonytoys October 30, 2019

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legitshit

The opposite of bullshit.

Bob: Bullshit, you did not eat that whale.
Bill: No man. Thats legitshit.

legitshit by TyWP1115 September 13, 2010

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Legitshit

When shit gets legitimate. Often used when expressing how real or how "true story" something was.

George: You misunderestimated me, man.
The people: No we didn't, George...
George: NO! LegitSHIT!!!

Legitshit by wonger18 February 10, 2012

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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