leg monkey

Derogatory term for a child. Usually of the sticky-fingered, whiny/screamy/grabby type.

Have you been to Susan's house? Leg monkey CITY. You can't go there without getting fingerpaint all over your pants.

by ChocolateChocolateChocolate April 17, 2009

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Lemonkey

Half lemon, half monkey. Pretty much a lemon with all the incredible powers of lemons, such as sour flavor and the ability to be turned into a refreshing drink.

I was chasing this lemonkey and he spit on my wound and it stung because of all the citric acid.

by The Skin October 8, 2004

Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day

Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)

by Lemonke President October 27, 2019