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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus 

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

Humping her leg 

To hit on someone sexually, either aggressively or persistently, but not violently.
Variations include "humping the leg", "hump her leg"
She knew that if she wore that little black dress to the bar, she’d have guys humping her leg all night long.
Humping her leg by sef6 December 1, 2011

leg humpin 

product of a real happy mattie
She got me some cool shit, so I was leg humpin her for like 3 hours.
leg humpin by mb1313 November 25, 2009

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026