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left it

The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'
Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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left it in the sink

An unfinished argument or insult that two people have not resolved. The argument can continue at any moment.
"You're a casserole, Dudley! Last time you dished Michelle, you left it in the sink."
by Richard-d'Persen June 2, 2016
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Left It and Slept It

To have sex with a girl by finishing inside, then immediately falling asleep. As opposed to Hit It and Quit It or Toot It & Boot It.
Dude I was so tired from patying last night, I just went to Ashley's place and Left It and Slept It.
by spissatus August 30, 2010
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An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.
Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.
by Anonymous Weetup January 27, 2026
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I left it wet for you

A statement used by dudes who have sexual relations with attached women when the cuckold gets wind of the situation and the cuckold calls the player in question, promising revenge. Also a song by UGK from their album "Supertight" which explains it a lot better.
Dude: "Yo, you fucking my girl? When I see you, I'm killing yo' ass!"

Cold Mack:"Say Jack, don't hate the player, hate the game! By the way, I left it wet for you, trick!"
by A.C. Smooth December 31, 2010
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i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
by sir curly February 5, 2007
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