leave a shit

Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.

Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin

by alfienukka February 24, 2009

leave a shit

Makes a lot more sense than take a shit.

Think about it.

I will think about that while I go leave a shit.

by Loafsterrr October 27, 2006

Karoline Leav-shit

The pouty-lipped, incompetent and corrupt White House Secretary hired, and someday soon, to be fired by Diaper Donald.

There goes Karoline Leav-shit with her pouty lips telling one lie after another for her megalomaniacal, dictatorial boss. Karoline Leav-shit's job is to cover the shit Diaper Donald leaves behind.

by LaughingAloud February 3, 2026