leave a shit

Expression uttered by George Carlin. Technically a person would rather leave a shit than take one.

Alfie said, "Hey I'm gonna go take a shit in your restroom"

George said, "You better not take one of mine!"

Why would you want to take a shit?!?!

If anything you want to leave a shit.

-George Carlin

by alfienukka February 25, 2009

leave a shit

Makes a lot more sense than take a shit.

Think about it.

I will think about that while I go leave a shit.

by Loafsterrr October 27, 2006