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leash-rope 

It is like playing jump-rope only your skipping over a leash or two while out walking your dog(s).
Most dog walkers are experts at playing leash-rope.
leash-rope by jpg3 April 12, 2015
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Anything that is overtly oversized and sloth like.
Check out that leamoss eating two pizzas at once.
leamoss by filkro. January 19, 2010

leafmine 

Canine droppings in one's yard that are covered, hidden, obscured or otherwise camouflaged by fallen leaves or other autumnal debris.
My beautiful Fall afternoon was slightly tarnished when I rolled over a leafmine with the lawnmower, and then doubled down on the transaction when the left sole of my Adidas also found purchase.
leafmine by Duneedon November 8, 2018

at least buy me dinner first

1. the response when somebody fucks you in a non-sexual way

2. the response when an unintentionally sexual activity occurs in a non-sexual setting
1.
*teacher hands back essay with a D-*
"at least buy me dinner first"

*car mechanic gives you a repair estimate*
"at least buy me dinner first"

2.
*tsa agent pats your groin down*
"at least buy me dinner first"

* gastroenterologist begins colonoscopy*
"at least buy me dinner first"

Least Favorite Puppy 

The counter part to favorite puppy, least favorite puppy is an adjective that means the opposite
People who dislike the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast are least favorite puppy.

At Least There's Toast 

A phrase used to indicate recognition of a desirable side to an otherwise undesirable situation or experience. Most commonly used after that undesirable situation or event is described as shit on toast.
DUDE: What a terrible day. Just a bunch of shit on toast, bro.

BRO: Well, it's over now. So at least there's toast.
At Least There's Toast by Eurkos November 12, 2012