A mixture of the words "loaf" and "hopeless". When you are loafing about and start thinking of everything you should be doing. This makes you feel sad and leads to you thinking of everything else you have done wrong in life, causing you to loose hope in the process.

Friend: Hey dude, you want to come over and hang?
Subject: Sorry dude, I'm feeling utterly loafless at the moment.
Friend: ... ok... You wanna talk about it?

loafless by Crunchy Cactus June 18, 2021

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leahless

When LW6 (Leah Williamson fans) are deprived of new Leah Williamson content

Leah is out for a week with a cold!

Twitter: NOOOO WE ARE LEAHLESS

leahless by Haalandrobot October 6, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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