Lazy Susan 

It's actually one of those things that you put in the middle of the table and spin around so that you can reach different things. They're really useful for things like carrot sticks and dips.

...And barbeques.

...And drinks.

...Not forgetting passing the butter!

Don't taint the wonderous invention with your dirty meanings.

You have a Lazy Susan? Wow! Can I use it?

Lazy Susan by state.of.bliss! November 2, 2007

Lazy Susan 

A sexual position involving a stool, 2 men, and a woman. The woman is positioned comfortably lying on the stool either supine or prone. The 2 men pleasure themselves simultaneously, one with the woman's mouth, the other with either her vagina or anus. This also assist in balancing the woman on the stool. The term describes the rotating of the woman by spinning the stool when the men desire to trade orifices.

"Hey JM, we should totally Lazy Susan that hot girl at work!"

"You might want to clean that stool off before you sit on it. Tom and I Lazy Susan'd your mom last night".

Lazy Susan by AngryVida January 12, 2012

Lazy Susan 

A Susan who is so lazy that she doesn’t wipe her own rear end, leaves used bath water in the tub for years, lets farm animals live and crap inside, can’t reach around to use her seatbelt or buckle in the kids, and has to move houses every 5 years because the old one has just collapsed into a shit hole, and wears a mumu shirt inside out so she doesn’t have to wash it.

Me: “Why does it smell like shit?”
Also me: “Lazy Susan must have walked by”

Lazy Susan by Dena123 December 30, 2019

lazy susan 

When a girl attempts to shave her vagina but can't seem to get to the bottom part leaving a goatee like appearance.

That lazy susan on Brittany was about 2 inces long!

lazy susan by Melosh November 22, 2006

Lazy Susan 

A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.

Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.

She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.

Lazy Susan by The Speechcrafter September 24, 2012

Lazy Susan 

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.

Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.

Lazy Susan by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016

Lazy Susan 

Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.

Because I support our troops, for the 4th of July, I picked up a vet and we did the Lazy Susan.

Lazy Susan by Lazy Susan 4 July 11, 2010