lawn fairy
A derogatory term used to refer to a soccer player. Generally used by football players, meatheads, or other people without necks.
lawn fairy by BP7 June 23, 2006
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lawn fairy
Bill: Did you see that soccer player yesterday?
Jeff: Yeah i saw the lawn fairy.
Jillian: My mother put a lawn fairy in the flower garden yesterday. I don't know why she likes them.
Jeff: Yeah i saw the lawn fairy.
Jillian: My mother put a lawn fairy in the flower garden yesterday. I don't know why she likes them.
lawn fairy by lawl@urfais.cawm February 19, 2009
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Lawn Fairies
Lawn Fairies by jon the baptist May 10, 2008
Lawn Fairies
noun~
1. individuals whom of which participate in soccer in the United States of America.
2. said person(s) have no business engaging in such activity and most likely should seriously consider leaving this pastime to the countries that excel in soccer.
1. individuals whom of which participate in soccer in the United States of America.
2. said person(s) have no business engaging in such activity and most likely should seriously consider leaving this pastime to the countries that excel in soccer.
Driver: "Cripes, look at those feckless lawn fairies all chasing that ridiculous black & white sphere shaped object around the grass!"
Passenger: "HAHAHA!!! LAWN FAIRIES."
Passenger: "HAHAHA!!! LAWN FAIRIES."
Lawn Fairies by Puntonthefirstdown January 6, 2008
Fair Lawn
A smallish town located in Bergen County New Jersey. Where there are more temples than houses. Home of the Fair Lawn Cutters, who haven't won a football game since 1703..B.C. Though most might mistake it as a golf course at times,no, our grass is not that nice. And where everyone knows if Martin Luther King and Christopher Colombus were Jewish, we might actually have those holidays off. A place where orange is not only a color, but a skin tone as well. Lets not forget, where you can hang out in the parking lot of CVS and be cool.
Every city in America didn't have school on Christmas, except for Fair Lawn.
As the opposing team against Fair lawn had 2 and a half players, they still won 112 to 4.
As the opposing team against Fair lawn had 2 and a half players, they still won 112 to 4.
Fair Lawn by Hoda Abdulla October 21, 2005
Fair Lawn
Ahh yes, fair lawn. Since all of these definitions are from forever ago, let’s refresh shall we. Those good ol’ fair lawn cutters still have not had much luck uhh winning a football game. But anyways. Most of our strangely large town with a small town mentality is made up of jewish people mostly from Israelis and russians. But there is some diversity trust me, especially including those who you’d never guess were born & raised in a lil white town. Although it is safe and pretty. You will not think the same during lovely times like skav and goosey night. And of course we have to remember the promenade, where everyone in their freshman year or younger spend their weekends gettin ~wild~ while simultaneously pissing off the workers.
hi, welcome to fair lawn. home of the cutters and 50 minute long graduation speeches.
would you believe me if i told you that the actual lawns of FAIR LAWN are actually quite shitty?
would you believe me if i told you that the actual lawns of FAIR LAWN are actually quite shitty?
Fair Lawn by welcome to our white town July 10, 2019
fair lawn shit
Weed from a shitty little town named Fair lawn in Bergen county, NJ. Its mostly know for it's low/ shitty quality. Mostly sold by Russians.
Call your guy and ask him for some bud.
All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock
All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock
fair lawn shit by Bergen county kush master September 3, 2012
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