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Warming your hands under her laptop 

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment
Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

Laptoparotomy 

When you become so enraged with yourself or another you consider performing violent brain surgery with a piece of portable technology (eg. Laptop). Usually in relation to incompetence.
"They are so incompetent I've considered going to their office to give them a laptoparotomy "
Laptoparotomy by Notherthing August 24, 2018