laptop war 

The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.

Matthan and I had a laptop war the other day and now he has to buy a new laptop.

laptop war by Double CC August 8, 2008

Warming your hands under her laptop 

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

Warming your hands under her laptop by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Laptoparotomy 

When you become so enraged with yourself or another you consider performing violent brain surgery with a piece of portable technology (eg. Laptop). Usually in relation to incompetence.

"They are so incompetent I've considered going to their office to give them a laptoparotomy "

Laptoparotomy by Notherthing August 24, 2018