lamegamedame

A poor long suffering wife who must listen to the details of her husband's lame golf game, hole by excruciating hole, for hours ad nauseam.

Babe, you would believe it, I figured out what I was doing off the tee!
Uh huh.
Then I dog legged left for a bogie,
Uh huh.
Wham, right into the hole. Couldn't miss.
Uh huh.
OMG, I am a lamegamedame listening to this.

I really have my grip down now.

Uh huh.

Look out, Tiger!
Uh huh.