lakner

Generally a bad gamer

ie. We would have won but we had a lakner on the team

by anonymous May 6, 2021

The Lakner

The Lakner is believed to be an ancient creature that takes the form of a human being or vice versa. Dating back to 900 B.C. there has been evidence of a creature approximately 15 feet tall with Blue/Gray fur, and has a human like stature. He has very long strong arms with two four fingered hands. Each finger has 4 inch claws that can cut through almost any known solid matter. His legs are very long and may be his most powerful asset, capable of reaching speeds upwards 85 mph and jumping up to 40 feet in the air and crossing a distance of 300 yards with a single leap. Crossing the path of the Lakner is almost always fatal. It is believed by historians and biblical scholars that the Lakner was the one that ate apple off of The Tree of Knowledge. There is no known way to kill or destroy the Lakner. There have been numerous sightings of the Lakner, the most recent was back in 2011 when a truck driver reported that he saw a creature between 10 feet and 15 feet tall with dark fur and glowing yellow eyes. It was said that the creature was chasing down a white sedan and then apparently leaped onto the vehicle, punched a hole in the roof and then proceeded to decapitate the passenger. The vehicle then drove into a ditch. When authorities arrived they found the car completely destroyed, with claw and bite marks all over the body and interior of the car, but the most disturbing thing they found was the that the bodies in the vehicle were completely torn to shreds.

"Holy fucking shit that wasn't a werewolf, that was a Lakner!"

"Sweet mother of Billy Mayes that thing killed Jimmy, I think it was the Lakner!"

"I can't believe I'm being mauled by a Lakner, I mean really what are the odds?"

by PapaXray October 11, 2012

James Ladner

The UFC just bleed guy. Really funny video on youtube, is an mma legend just because how freakin funny he looks in it. But is in jail til 2012 for recieving stolen property.. How sad. Look him up, its pretty damn funny.

The just bleed guy is so famous, tom lawlor dressed up like James Ladner (just bleed guy) at one of his weigh-ins

by IDKButYouDo October 24, 2010

Ranged Top Laner

Ranged Top Laner

Ranged Top Laner refers to people in the popular MOBA League of Legends who decide to ruin any ounce of fun for the enemy top laner

People may decide to play as a Ranged Top Laner if they have gone on a lose streak and wish to be good at something for once so they decide to play a champ like Ryze or Anivia top lane

Damn this Ranged Top Laner must be Challenger Rank 1
can our jungle gank top please? this Ranged Top Laner is more cancerous then Solo Queue

by an angry darius main December 24, 2019

Spring Laker

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.

Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.

by The gooser June 10, 2010

lakeer

An Asian Chungus that sneezes like fucking Hiroshima

Person 1: What was that loud bang?
Person 2: don’t worry it was lakeer

by Bobrandy69 June 14, 2021

Jack Lakershea

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.

“Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!

by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021